Waddup Scumbags!?! We are once again coming to you live from the Fortress of Sparktitude (Emilio's Parent's Basement). We are joined, as usual, by Joe 'So Delicious' and Carg. We also welcome back special guest Mighty Vin.
Today we discuss the copious amounts of Elvis memorabilia in the Fortress, The Sparks Family's yearly James Brown party and James Brown's role in Apollo's death. We also delve into the local Public Access Station, and have yet another (but shockingly different) conversation about Sylvester Stallone. Does anyone else find it depressing that we have such an obsession?
This is possibly the most personal and touching episode the The Experience so far. Today we welcome Emilio's Paternal grandparents to the studio and spend the entire show with them.
Did you know Emilio is half Bostonian? Sick right?
This episode is a very special one. Recorded about a month ago on September 11th, it marks the final episode that Michael Sigourney Weaver Bongiorno will appear on.
This episode come to you straight from the backyard of the Fortress of Sparktitude (or Emilio's parent's house), and welcomes Joe 'So' Delicious back into the fold. We discuss Mike's departure, the mating habits of bedbugs, Joe's new hobby to avoid his fiance, The Cousin Brothers, and how to properly send music to Emilio.
You guys like Nature Boy Ric Flair? No shit you do! In this episode Ric Flair himself calls in and has a thrilling discussion with Emilio and Joe So Delicious!
Also discussed in this episode is modern cartoons being geared for adults, almost dating an underaged girl, delicious candy that Emilio hates, and Nickelodeon bringing back their classic lineup.
Also: The NATURE BOY! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
This is a pretty big episode folks! We have a call in interview with Actor/Director Michael Rapaport to discuss his documentary Beats Rhymes & Life: The Travels Of A Tribe Called Quest.
On top of that, we have the typical antics, relationship problems, and condom sizes. As always, we read the tweets and news. Oh yeah, we interview Michael Rapaport! Did I mention that already?
This week's podcast is a little different than normal. We welcome our new sponsors Brenéa Rosé and have a nice chat with it's CEO to discuss how Rosé is made.
Sadly, after the first segment, we were so drunk off Brenéa that we forgot to hit record for the next two segments. We had fun, but you'll never hear it! But we didn't want to leave you empty handed, so we've compiled our best clips to recap the last 20 episodes. If you are new to the podcast, this is a great starting point!
This weeks episode covers a plethora of topics like the average temperature of a vagina, Carlo's trip to Hedonism, the Highlander film and Television series, and Swaggots. Emilio also takes a somber look at the death of Macho Man Randy Savage, we discuss Mike's ditching of rehab, and Carlo's Fiancé visits the studio and reveals embarrassing sexual information!
This installment of the Emilio Sparks Experience is sure to go down in history as a pretty good one. Emilio is joined by Michael "Jane Goodall" Bongiorno. Unfortunately, Carg is on vacation with his fiance (at Hedonism), so it's a bit of an adventure to see these guys try to keep a show running! (To be honest, this episode has the most brilliant news segment to-date.)
In this weeks episode Emilio Sparks, Michael "Sabrina the Teenage Witch" Bongiorno, and Carg discuss Prison Gay, Cabin Boy, bad sex with exes, and slappin' titties. As usual, they read your tweets (hit us up!) and run through the news. In our third segment the trio play a sex question game.
This week we bring you another amazing episode. We get pretty heavy into Scream 4, Sex and the City (topical!), and Mike and Emilio play a mean, awful prank on Carlo. We also read the news and your tweets (send them to @emiliosparks). Our third segment is joined by Sarah Varon, who apparently has a history with Mike, so that should be interesting.
This week's episode the trio discuss the origin of Frankenstein, and make fun of Carg for his birthday. As usual they read the tweets, read some news and rant and rave about the typical fare. In our third segment we watch the classic propaganda film Sex Madness.
It's been a minute, but Emilio, Mike, and Carg are back with a brand new episode for you to listen to instead of work, or whatever you do.
In this week's episode we chat about UFO Conspiracies (with some help from Dan Akroyd) and other wacky paranormal experiences we've had. As usual we read your tweets/emails which get's a little hairy this week.
After the news, we play a little game Carg is calling "Guess the Celebrity by their Crazy Quote." It's not the best name for a game, but it's descriptive and to the point.
This week we have Emilio Sparks, Michael "Susan Sarandon" Bongiorno, and Carg. We speak to Emilio's Grandmother to get her opinion of Mikey's idea to give his depressed grandmother pot brownies to improve her appetite and mood. The discussion we get into is far more interesting and entertaining.
Sorry for the delay, those morons over at DAPS.tv forgot to pay their bills and brought the whole network down.
In this episode, Emilio Sparks, Michael "Natalie Portman" Bongiorno, and "Carg" discuss the ins-and-outs of a successful relationship.
The trio also reminisces about their past lives as hooligans, read the tweets and emails, and play another rousing game of "Guess the Sitcom."
We have another special edition episode today with Comedian and Professional Wrestler Colt Cabana. In this episode we shoot the shit about stand-up comedy, his podcast and more. For those not in-the-know, Colt is a Ring of Honor superstar & had a short stint in WWE.
The weeks episode sees the return of comedian and professional wrestler Joe 'So Delicious' and he joins the regular crew of Emilio "The Illiterate Voice of Staten Island" Sparks, Michael 'Diane Keaton' Bongiorno, and The Gelman of Podcasting Carlo Montagnino.
This week the foursome discuss Emilio's hatred of feet (again), how much the new announcer Bob Euracola out shines the rest of the show, and Mike explains how to please women.
We then read some listener tweets and emails about not having jobs, catching blowjobs, and Tila Tequila's pussy farts.
We return in the third segment for another rousing game of Name that Sitcom, where we see the beginnings of a rout.